Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite, not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to find yourself again.
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
I may have just taken the first steps to breaking my heart. Never get in a long distance relationship. The real reason you’re always warned not to get to know strangers over the internet is because they live 1500 miles away with no plans to not be.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
Hi. Welcome to my blog. My name is Jill, and you can call me that if you'd like. Most people do. I'm 22 (for now. It changes every year). I work I go to school I do stupid things with friends. I'm a pretty average human. My blog is dedicated to things that interest me in some way. Usually things that amuse me. Especially if that thing is a pun. I do like me a good pun. If you're curious about anything just ask! That's all I got. BYEEEE